"FIRING BLANKS", "LUNCHIN' LIZARDS!" & "HOOD RATS"
Friday, May 11, 2012Weird News stories include....."FIRING BLANKS", "LUNCHIN' LIZARDS!" & "HOOD RATS".
Weird News stories include....."FIRING BLANKS", "LUNCHIN' LIZARDS!" & "HOOD RATS".
Weird News stories include...."THAT'S ONE B-A-A-A-D ANIMAL!", "SWEPT UP IN HER RAGE" & "HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS".
Weird News stories include...."Professor Pongoo, Penguin Politician", "URINE TROUBLE, DEPUTY!" & "Mowed his lawn ... wearing nothing but a revealing loincloth".
Weird News stories include...."DRUNKY WITH A MONKEY", "DANCIN' FOOL" & "A BANK WITH NO CENTS"
Weird News Stories include: "OFF THE WAGON, HIT BY THE TRAIN", "SHOOTING FROM THE HIP ... OR THE BUTT" & "POP + CASH REGISTER = BIG PROBLEMS"
Weird News Stories include....."HAIRY SITUATION", "GOING BUGGY OVER BEANS" & "WOMAN BITES DOG"
Weird News Stories include....."HIT "P," NOT "PEE"!", "TOW, NO!" & "THEY CASED THE JOINT, THEN STOLE THE JOINTS".
Weird News stories include...."TOO POOPED TO DRIVE RIGHT", DOODY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER" & "THIS CAB WASN'T YELLOW"
Weird News stories include..."JOKERS CAPTURE PENGUIN", "HOLD THE PICKLE, HOLD THE WEAPON" & "KEEP IT UNDER YOUR HAT".
Weird News stories include....."HIS PLAN DIDN'T FLY", "STICK IT, YOU THUGS" & "A COKE, BUT NO SMILE".