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by Justin

Arvind Mahankali- what a showboat.  I get it- You just won the 2013 Scripps National Spelling Bee, but do you have to taunt your opponents like this?  Young man this is a spelling bee, not an Arena Football Game- this level of celebratory dancing should be flagged for 15 words and a possible suspension.

That is sarcasm, BTW- you have just cemented your status as one of the smartest people on earth. You have secured the financial means to attend college, you are on ESPN...you stand motionless, hands in pockets...WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU SMILE?