When I was your age- I had to stay in bed all day and whine about my hangover! You whippersnappers head over to the hangover clinic and a hour later, you’re playing your Xbox26. Bah, humbug!”
Welcome to the new Revive Hydration Clinic in River North, Chicago. The Revive Hydration Clinic claims that it can cure your hangover in an hour or less. What you get after your weekend jag is IV fluids, vitamins, and medications. Hangovers are generally a result of epic dehydration — The Revive Hydration Clinic cures you in a humane fashion by taking all the stress out of re-hydrating. You won’t need to drink water on your own. If it’s an entire bachelor party full of hangovers- no worry, they offer conference, private and semi-private rooms, as well as blankets and eye covers- all for just $99!
Revive also deals with colds and the flu symptoms, athletes and jet-lagged business men. This idea is not original: Hangover Heaven has been doing its thing in Vegas now for a while. On wheels, no less.