If you thought YOUR Thanksgiving was unhealthy, check this out:  You've probably heard of a "Turducken," which is a chicken . . . in a duck . . . in a turkey.  But some guy who obviously cares NOTHING about his health did it with FIVE birds.

He put a quail inside a Cornish game hen, inside a chicken, inside a duck, inside a turkey.  Then he wrapped it in bacon and put the whole thing inside a PIG.  In the end, they calculated that it had over 79,000 calories and 6,900 grams of fat.