If you thought YOUR Thanksgiving was unhealthy, check this out: You've probably heard of a "Turducken," which is a chicken . . . in a duck . . . in a turkey. But some guy who obviously cares NOTHING about his health did it with FIVE birds.
He put a quail inside a Cornish game hen, inside a chicken, inside a duck, inside a turkey. Then he wrapped it in bacon and put the whole thing inside a PIG. In the end, they calculated that it had over 79,000 calories and 6,900 grams of fat.