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Signs you live with a Toddler...

by Jessie Hawkins

PARENTING: Signs You Live With a Toddler

Here are some signs you live with a toddler.

Its hard to explain to non-parents what its like to be a parent.

Dog owners get it a little bit. But you can put dogs on a leash and put them in cages. Not so much with kids.

Here are some signs you live with a toddler:

  • Your car is always trashed. Always.
  • You have half-eaten snacks on the bottom of your purse.
  • Grocery shopping alone can only be compared to a spa day.
  • Every piece of fruit in the house has a small bite out of it.
  • You know every lyric to every Disney song since the '50s.
  • Silence is a warning that something is getting destroyed in another part of the house.
  • It feels like a special occasion when you get to go to the bathroom by yourself.
  • Courtesy of ( Huffington Post )
  • When you get away from the kids, what one thing recharges your batteries better than anything else?