A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor.
The doctor told the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."
The married couple decided they would try this.
So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father.
The husband said "I feel okay, turn it up a lot more."
The doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me because I’m not feeling a thing."
The doctor warned the husband "this much could kill you if you’re not prepared."
The husband replied "I am ready."
So the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t feel a thing.
Afterward, the couple went home, happy with a pain free labor.
However, when they arrived at home, they found the mailman dead on the front porch!
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