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Christmas Jokes - Part 2

by Joe Cassady

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A: A subordinate Claus.

Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?

A: It’s true. “Comet” cleans sinks!

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

A: Because every buck is dear to him.

Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?

A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

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