Just in case you were wondering- the AP will brighten your day with this little graphic showing you how much oil has spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.
Rockin' beer guts in tandem with Big Vinny...
Martina McBride makes me feel chubby...wait, CHUBBIER.
Kelli Pickler was making me fall in love all over again...until I came to my senses...
A song I came up with while piling Chinese food on my plate at the buffet...
How cool would it be to get 3 Twins onto the All-Star Team? Let's show our support for the most improved player in the game this season and get Delmon to the All-Star Game in Anaheim. For those of you with time on your hands- you can vote 25 times per day!
Justin Moore is in the middle of the coveted gig as an opening act on Brad Paisley's H2O World Tour, but while he's out living out his dream, it's bittersweet, as he misses his wife and their four-month-old daughter. So while on the road, Justin keeps his road 'wives' close for comfort.
"My guitar player and I take more crap on the bus because we both watch 'Desperate Housewives,'" Justin tells The Boot. "Everybody in the band makes fun of us. We fight back, saying, 'Every woman on there is hot!' That's how we justify it. It's an awesome show! It's hilarious! I've been watching it for quite a while now."
Justin says his wife, Kate, completely understands his 'Desperate' need. "It's funny because my wife TiVo's it," he says. "I usually get home from the road on Monday morning or Sunday afternoon, and we always watch it when I get back ... I know it's ridiculous!"
I'm thinking all non-Paraguyan players at the World Cup need to have their legs broken. :)
Here's more pics...
Which is the guy?
Can you be fooled?
In each of the following photos,
Try to guess which member of the couple
Is a girl and which is a guy.
There are 5 pairs.
Look closely, then pick left or right to identify the guy.
(Answers are at the end. Don't cheat!)
Are you ready for the answers?
All of them are GUYS!
Be careful out there at the next happy hour!
Forget everything you ever thought you knew about waffles. Because Lolly, a waffle maker that produces 9.4-inch waffle cones on a stick, has changed everything. Can I interest you in a wafflesicle? Of course I can. Lolly, from Triangular Concept, can crank out four of these delicious-looking treats in under two minutes. Which is good, because that’s about how long it’d take me to down the first batch and be ready for the second.
Maybe it's my dirty mind, but when it think "Ogre load" I am NOT picturing an acceptable ingredient for my McFlurry...
These photos of Chip (or Dale- i can't tell which is which) are hilarious!
(CBS) For a class of California 7th graders, their summer vacations might pale in comparison to the class trip they recently took Mars.
At least, that's what astronomers might say after the class's discovery of an opening into a cave on the Red Planet.
The science class from Evergreen Middle School of Cottonwood, Calif., found the opening while working on a research project with the Mars Space Flight Facility run out of Arizona State University.
Using a camera orbiting Mars, the students focused on the area around the planet's Pavonis Mons volcano. The only other similar opening near the volcano was found in 2007, when Glen Cushing, a scientist with the U.S. Geological Survey, published a research paper on the surface anomalies.
"This pit is certainly new to us," Cushing told the students, according to a release from the university. He estimated the opening to be 620 feet by 520 feet and the hole to be at least 380 feet deep.
Who needs Facebook? This is how they do "status updates" South of the Mason Dixon Line...