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  • It's a Baby Monkey Riding a Pig!

    Posted by Justin "The Big Deal"

     

    Possibly the weirdest thing I've put on this blog to date...but it is too fantastic not to share!

  • Lock your doors: Stranger leaves nasty calling card in apartment

    Posted by Justin "The Big Deal"

    Lock your doors: Stranger leaves nasty calling card in apartment...

    This is why we lock our doors.

    Madison police said an 18-year-old Chicago man walked into an unlocked West Gorham Street apartment in the middle of the night, took off his socks and pants and then used the toilet to such an extent it took two hours to clean.

    The nastiness was reported to police a week ago during the night on Oct. 9-10, said police spokesman Joel DeSpain.

    "The 19-year-old resident and his friends were aghast to see and smell what had transpired while they slept," DeSpain said.

    The resident first came upon the stranger when the stranger walked into his room and turned the light on.

    "He then heard the man go to the bathroom and leave the apartment a few minutes later," DeSpain said.

    In the morning on Oct. 10, the apartment dwellers realized something was amiss.

    The stranger's cell phone and identification were found in the bathroom, along with his socks, pants, and night deposit.

    A roommate left the door unlocked.

    "They won't be doing that again," DeSpain said.

    An investigating officer discovered an e-mail address for the night visitor.

    "He (the officer) let him know how to get his property back and advised him that it would be very adult of him to apologize to the people in the apartment," DeSpain said.

    The apartment residents didn't file a trespassing complaint.

  • 30 Rock is live tonight!

    Posted by Justin "The Big Deal"

    A new 30 Rock tonight on NBC- and it's a LIVE performance!  Here's some highlights of Doctor Spaceman from the past few seasons...

     

  • And you thought asking her Dad's permission was tough...

    Posted by Justin "The Big Deal"

    And you thought asking her Dad for permission was tough?

    Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date 

    A pair of deadly kung fu sisters have given traditional dating the chop - to hold a challenge tournament where only the survivors will get the chance to date them.

    Marital arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21, are to stage a three day fighting festival in Foushan, south east China, where only the toughest suitors stand a chance of getting through.

    First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat.

    Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls' masks and propose to them.

    'They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin.

    'We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily,' said Yin. 

    'So we went back to ancient ways called Bi Wu Zhao Qin - which was the way warrior princesses would find their men.'

    But so far, only a trickle of brave contestants has come forward.

    'I'm a very good martial artist - but I think I'd want to see them with the masks off before I decided whether I wanted to fight for them,' said one doubtful suitor.

     

  • Fight Breast Cancer, by getting cancer!

    Posted by Justin "The Big Deal"

    Consumers who want to support breast cancer research through shopping can choose from pink T-shirts, lip gloss and, increasingly, booze...here's the problem, alcohol consumption, even moderate consumption, increases risk of breast cancer...just a tad hypocritical, don't you think?

  • KerSPLAT!

    Posted by Justin "The Big Deal"

    Funniest picture you'll see today of a woman taking a digger while racing in high heels...

    She lost the race, BTW...

  • Zac Brown Band on Leno Tonight!

    Posted by Justin "The Big Deal"

    Zac Brown Band will be featured this week in a couple of talk show appearances, promoting their recently-released album. The band will appear on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno on Monday and The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday.

  • This makes me hungry...

    Posted by Justin "The Big Deal"

    Don't you hate it when they don't give you enough G's with your letters for the billboard?